New Retro Gamer Greeting Cards

Ayyeeee, why not invite my friend the clicker to the party? I promise he's a pretty FUNGI! But, no, seriously... don't get to close to them they like to bite.

When an ancient evil has been unleashed, what's a spiky haired protagonist to do? Unlock the secrets of the Millennium items, play Egyptian card games, and allow yourself to be possessed by ancient spirits of course! If you're a fan of classic anime, as well as manga, this nostalgic Yu-Gi-Oh shirt is for you! Perfect for lounging, dueling friends, and of course saving the world.

This lil snail on a flower is here to remind you to take it easy! Whether you're tending to a garden, soaking up some sun, or just enjoying some nature, this adorable snail is for you!

Aye lemme get that fit check. SHEEEESH! Show off your look with pride with this funny, radical, hyper chromatic 90s inspired "sheesh" design.

The pokemon games have a cryptid of their own, you know. Missingno. is one of the most famous glitches in video game history, not to mention one of the spookiest! I just took a creepypasta test and it turns out i'm 100% That Glitch.

Minimalist Monstera Illustration. Show your love for minimalist design and monstera plants with this illustration. This design is perfect for plant lovers and art lovers alike.

Protect the wildlife! Give trash cats of the world your support with this, "Protect the Wildlife" retro-patch, opossum design.

I'm Salty, I'm sweet, what more is there to love? I might be a little sassy sometimes, but Hey, I'm not heartless at least.

Clits R Us! A funny retro parody logo of our beloved franchise super store.

Oh sweet Sadako -- although your passion for love is admirable I don't think VHS and Kill is the way to garner a relationship! But you do you I guess... as long as you don't come near me -- Uh.. you okay? W-- Wait! DONT TOUCH ME!

The opposing team may be able to destroy your nexus but, where it counts, you are nothing but a challenger. Some may call you an LoL N00b but it doesn't matter cause you know where your true talent lies and your ranking shows it. Share your love of league with this funny and awesome moba inspired "Bronze in the Streets. Challenger in the Sheets"l. Maybe you'll get out of bronze hell one day.

Equip yourself with the best gear suited for your quest, use your inventory to its fullest, and cast some radical spells with this retro game-inspired pixel art magician tarot that resembles RPG graphics of yesteryear!

Sometimes discovering your sexuality is much like traveling the world in a grand adventure that ends in defeating some jerk with a huge sword and they turn into god or death or something and you realize the real journey was the non-limited sense of attraction you have towards people along the way. If that sounds relatable, this nerdy pun is for you!

A big lump with knobs, it has the juice, I can't imagine a more beautiful thing! Show off your love of corn and the internet with this funny, "It's CORN" design! I can tell you all about it!

Daddy? Sorry. Daddy? Sorry. Show off your love for tik tok trends, memes and daddy jokes and vibes with this funny design.

Show off your excitement for turnips and this tasty little treat with this, "Turn Up For Turnips" perfect for gardening, gaming, and cornering the stalk market.

I wish I was as high as inflation - I'd be so baked right now! Show off your humor at the stress and anxiety of living with the highest inflation in generations with this funny, "I Wish I Was as High as Inflation" weed design!

Angering the cucco birds is the easiest way to get some motivation for your morning job. Sure you may need a few extra heart pieces, but at least you exercised! Say, what's that beeping noise...?

peace the frick out with this rad alien that's definitely taking the next UFO off this planet. Perfect for making a quick exit and returning to the cosmic ether.

Will you take up on this challenge? Will you let this raccoon call you trash? Are you just going to stand there and not copping this sassy design?!

1, 2, 3, 4... 1, 2, 3 MOTHA F**CKA! Get your sax-a-boom on with this jamin' bowser design inspired by Jack Black and his legendary instrument that's as rare as a stradivarius.

Puppy life isn't always easy. Sometimes you get hungry. Sometimes you get tired. It's rough. This cute lazy day t-shirt features an illustration of a sleeping Shiba Inu and the phrase "Always Hungry Or Tired.

Your body doesn't depreciate in value as you age! Love, appreciate, and respect how time transforms your physical form with this body positive floral design!

Show that you're a hard core gamer looking for those sweet sweet experience points with this funny video game themed shirt. This shirt is perfect for wherever your quest takes you whether it be the gym, yoga class, school, or work.

Gotta go ferst. must defet eggnog. save hole wurl.

Show the world (literally), that cllimate change is real, listen to the earth! We can make conscious efforts to be green, keep carbon emissions low and encourage others to do the same with this neat 1920's inspired toon design!

Once a Pawn a Time, a king was in need of protection. A tale of castles, knights, bishops, and strategy. If chess is a fairytale for you, then we hope you enjoy this punny design!

Get Dark Swole with Solaire of Astora! This Dark Souls-inspired tee will motivate any gamer to get fit and into the gym!

So many big impactful things start small! Celebrate the explosive power of mother nature with this inspirational Earth Day design that looks and hopes for a greater, greener future!

Party Like It's Every Saturday 8pm-12am KK Slider. Show you're ready to party with the coolest guitar playing dog around with this KK Slider Gig poster inspired design.

Party Like It's Every Saturday 8pm-12am KK Slider. Show you're ready to party with the coolest guitar playing dog around with this KK Slider Gig poster inspired design.